A Christmas Poem For Christmas Eve

December 24, 2013 4:02 PM
A Christmas Poem For Christmas Eve
BOSTON (CBS) – A Politically Correct Christmas Poem (Author Unknown )

" Retrieved from the website Funny Christmas Poems

" T’was the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck… How to live in a world that’s politically correct?

" His workers no longer would answer to “Elves”. “Vertically Challenged” they were calling themselves.

And labor conditions at the North Pole were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.

Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety, Released to the wilds by the Humane Society.

And to show you the strangeness of life’s ebbs and flows, Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose.

And as for the gifts, why, he’d never had a notion That making a choice could cause so much commotion. Nothing of leather, nothing of fur, Which meant nothing for him. And nothing for her.

Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise. Nothing for just girls, or just for the boys "

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